A day in my life in the US of A

Well i havent been here for too long...hardly a month...but it seems like i ve been here for a long time.
You know theory of relativity takes care of that.
This is how i manage to spend my weekday in the United States:
06:45 AM: Shut the damn alarm and go back to sleep
07:30 AM: Damn..got to get up now and do the morning routine..
08:15 AM: A quick breakfast comprising of cornflakes with milk n sugar...its not that bad..got used to it now !
08:30 AM: Rush to office.Catch the PATH to Exchange Place.
09:00 AM: Reach the highrise Goldman Sachs office at 30 Hudson Street...Need to check out the number of floors..
Walk past the Manhattan Skyline every single day but never stopped once to check out the wonderful sight and amazing creation of man on the other side of the Hudson river.
There are thousands like me , not really busy but still rushing to some work which they really dont know why they are doing.
A number of beautiful statues are erected in the way...but you hardly see any one stopping by to adore the wonderful work done by the sculptor.
09:10 AM: Finally in office.Every one is already there and i go quietly and unlock my machine.Check out all important emails.
Important emails mean mails that come from people who matter.
10:00 AM:Meeting with the client to discuss something and complicate matters even more.Why cant you just give me the task.I will go around and complete it in my own fashion. :-)
11:00 - 12:00 PM: Work when there is some work to do...Act as if theres work if there is no work to do ;-)
12:15 - 01:00 PM: Lunch time.Go down to the cafeteria and yak yak yak..Curse the life and pains we are going thru...After all we deserve better than being in the best company in india and earning dollars in the United States Of america...or dont we ?? Confused...Are we ??!!
01:30 - 02:30 PM: Status meeting with the client.Duh !!
03:00 - 04:00 PM: Try to catch up on lost time and finish the tasks for the day as soon as possible.Where did the time go..Was it the meetings...was it the lunch...damn!!
04:00 - 04:30 PM: Uff..Exhausted..time for some gupshup with fellow contingent workers..Everyone seems to be busy...Is every one trying to act busy or do people really do work throughout the day ?!
Lets go back to the desk before people start thinking that i have no work..I have lots of work you see .... oh..cant you ?
04:30 - 05:30 PM: Well i need to show people that i work too.Stick to the chair in front of my machine.Keep typing...keep typing hard...Gives an impression that you are working...write something randomly and then delete it...nice old technique..Always works.
Develop a random script which no one has asked for and prove to all that it is required and oh sooo important.if you manage to do it...then the day is good..hmmn
06:00 PM: Check around if people are leaving for the day or not...Mmmn should i go and ask people or should i act busy and wait for people to come for me..Well, let me come to a logical completion in my work and go to the folks..
06:30 PM: Great !! Every one is leaving and so am i!
07:00 PM:Tired after a gruesome day at the office...need some rest..lets check out the internet..no better way to unwind than to check out emails...or am i wrong...duh why am i feeling so drowsy...My eyes are tired...i guess its because i m eating too much nowadays...These dumbos say its because i m on the internet 27 hours a day.
09:00 PM: Done checking emails and chatting and orkutting and now its time to check out some indian news on the net
10:00 PM: Time to help people in the kitchen...chop,mop,drop,prop..
Duh..kill the roaches...kill the roaches..Grr!!
11:00 PM: Time to sit down for dinner...ummm...dinner tastes good after such a tough day...wonder why my fingers are aching ..and my back too...I dont do any exercise , then why the pain.I thought back pain affects people who do back wreching exercises..
12:00 AM: Time to sleep, but no one is sleeping...Well, we need to debate on some topics which really does not matter...does not affect anyone of us and would be beneficial to none.Hmmn...Slowly the debating turns to shouting and nobody wins...everyone stops when tired...Someday the firangis are gonna throw us out for creating such a din after midnight ;-)
12:45 AM: Need to catch up with Indian friends on yahoo!
Hey there are couple of them in there every time...Lets chat..Yahoo!
Need to check out orkut too...has any one written a testimonial...Hey no one...duh! how come no one has written any...Does it mean i dont have an y friends who know me..??
Duh !! Who cares...shut the crap and get some sleep
01:30 AM: Finally go to sleep peacefully and enter the world of dreams...Duh..wait..Set the alarm clock....
%#$^# Just 5 hours of sleep and then back to work...blah blah blah..I am tired of this monotonous schedule but as long as i am earning the moolah ;-)